Golden Shower

The thing bob likes her to do in bed because he is a kinky mofucka

“Bob the donut is a kinky mofuka who likes getting golden showers”

by joshua Smurkens December 24, 2020

golden result

When you call the cops and they do their jobs properly. Mostly used by POC who have rarely experienced an encounter with police that didn't end in some form of violence.

Person 1: So the cops came by my mom's place last week.
Person 2: Damn, really? Who'd they snatch this time?
Person 1: Nobody. Got that golden result then they left.

by mintchipandcookie December 25, 2020

golden state

The level of intoxication between tipsy and drunk.

"I am just trying to stay in the golden state"

by ebxny21 December 25, 2020

Golden Hurricane

Multiple men stand behind a fan while urinating with one person on the receiving side of the fan.

Dude, Andy survived the golden hurricane last night.

by Mr. Farticle January 1, 2021

Gold

A hard substance which is very expensive and is found while mining in caves

I found some GOLD yesterday

by Hilly wood January 6, 2021

Golden parachute

Very gullible

Stephanie calhoun is a golden parachute

by Mahboiricky January 6, 2021

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021