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mmmm friend 

a guy/girl who wants to be dating you, but you're not that into him/her, but you still call him/her every so often for a late night rendezvous.
CJ: I texted you to come hang out!

Ted: Yeah, by the time i got it, I had given up and called one of my mmmm friends and was already preoccupied.
mmmm friend by thebrikster April 11, 2010

gamestop friend 

A guy who works at gamestop who u only talk to at gamestop.
Mike is my gamestop friend so we talked about halo

cameleon friend 

A fake ass bitch who morphs into whatever crowd she is currently hanging out with someone who is stuck in high school and no longer has any real friends; also known as an annoying bitch who wants to be everything shes not or never will be, Also someone who will call you their best friend until you can no longer benifit them
OMG she so pulled a cameleon friend last week she called me to complain about her one week realtionship and then promptly got off the phone and i tried calling her and texting her afterwards and she completely ignored me becuase she was too busy with her "new" friends who supply booze and drugs
cameleon friend by FakeFriendFinder February 18, 2011

True Friend 

When you can take a shit at your true friends house, without worrying about skid marks, the stench or even having to flush.
ME: "Mum, Greg has officially been moved into my 'true friend' zone.
MUM: " What?"
ME : I took a dump at his house and didn't flush. Didn't even feel guilty.
MUM: "That's how me and your Dad got through the friend zone"
ME : "..."
True Friend by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

Space friend 

Shortened version of boy friend or girl friend (not to be confused with boyfriend/girlfriend). The origin comes from saying "boy space friend or girl space friend" so as not to be confused with a significant other. Basically, the definition of friend zoned.
The absolute closest person in the world to you. Someone you have told all of your secrets to and aren't uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form when with them. They are closer than a best friend, a sibling, and even a significant other.
John: Hey, is that your boyfriend
Laura: No, that's my space friend
Space friend by Rubikscuber April 20, 2015

Instant friend 

A person who hops from social group to social group desperately trying to be accepted. They pretend to be interested in whatever that group likes or is talking about. He or she doesn't realize that if they stopped trying to make people like them and were just themselves, they would be much happier.
I like The new guy, but he spends so much energy trying to fit in to our group, it seems like he is trying too hard. He's cool, but the instant friend routine is total overkill. trying too hard, fit in, trying to fit in, rejected, accepted, social group, social clubs, cliques, popular, loser, loner, isolated, bully, bullying, the quiet one, lone wolf
Instant friend by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015