douche bag

A person who works for their daddy because they are too damn lazy to go out and get a job in the real world.

Randy Cornelius Wynberg

by Wyldeforge March 17, 2004

Douche

1)Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
2)Used to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very brainless, inconsiderate, or tacky in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
3)To make a commitment with an individual and then break it without informing the individual you made the commitment with.
4) A term of endearment.

1) When I took a shower this morning I used Summer's Eve douche.
2) Look at that guy over there wearing the pink shirt with his collar popped, he's such a douche.
3) Joe: I'll be back in an hour to pick you up, make sure your ready.
Frank: Ok, don't douche me!!
4) What's up douche!

by Docta Dawe September 16, 2005

douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

by Time scit October 13, 2003

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill

That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.

by unfunny individual December 27, 2020

douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

Doucheshack

It is a slang word used for, Juice Shack. Made popular in Northern California.

Hey bro, lets go to doucheshack.

by worldchmpgiants March 30, 2009

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 29, 2006