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Hide and Douche

The act of saying something extremely shitty, racist/sexist, whatever the fuck you want that's a 0.006126126441 IQ move, and then calling it a joke, when you really mean it.
Person McGuyson: Clementine Ford was playing Hide and Douche today.
by Słoneczny! May 27, 2020
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Douche Scum

Term used to describe the group of males lingering in various locations (i.e. bars, clubs, bowling allies, etc.) near last call, hoping to scam on desperate and/or intoxicated females.

Also referring to the quality of man, being as these creatures are of the lowest quality and are often compared to pond scum, or the crap at the bottom of the toothbrush holder in your bathroom.
Ex. It's slim picking when all that's left is the douche scum of this place.
by Ghouly Girl April 1, 2011
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Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
Jacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here
by Julz London April 9, 2022
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Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'
Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"
by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017
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Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama
That's one heak of a Potable Douche
by LincolnLog69 July 23, 2014
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Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.
That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019
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Douche Waffle

1. A Belgian waffle topped with a drizzle of the remaining contents of a douche bag.

2. That cheese dick mother fucker whom cuts you off in traffic, honks horn, drives too slow, or just plain looks like a assjacker. (i.e. Harris of kades)
Mmmm. A douche waffle sure would hit the spot right at this very moment...said nobody ever. Or, people who shoot 14 year old kids are douche waffles.
by ScottiePG.C July 13, 2016
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