schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

poor man's cocaine

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

McFancy's

Any time you go to McDonald's and order something "for here." Having a sit down meal at McDonald's.

I went to McFancy's the other day, thank god for bottomless beverages.

by Sirdroosef April 17, 2008

Tibb's Eve

The eve of Christmas Eve in Newfoundland, a day for mummering, drinking your face off and generally making an ass of yourself with your friends before the family partying begins and santa comes to town.

let's open some whiskey and t'row out da cap, its Tibb's Eve b'y!!

by alphanitic December 24, 2013

Ramentine's Day

A holiday that occurs annually on February 13, where people celebrate their loved ones and their love for ramen. It is customary to eat ramen on Ramentine's Day. Created by American-Canadian couple Jacob and Lori.

Where are you going to celebrate Ramentine's Day?

by Jacobandlori February 13, 2019

Warowl’s first law of counter strike

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.

Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

by Curio234 April 15, 2021

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/islamophobe" is Leftist code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, or Homophobic is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

by F.U. Arock November 15, 2016