a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.
friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.
by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

by Gfhiyh June 22, 2018

by allenim May 20, 2022

A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023

When someone, say your friend gets off their pc or console around or before 11:30pm. Every time between before 11pm and till 1:30 am is wet wipe o'clock.
by Badboi89 August 17, 2025
