Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

Bloop Poop by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

old poop 

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

old poop by ferdii6069 June 2, 2016

Turtle poop 

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

Turtle poop by KD1234123 December 16, 2016

Death Poop 

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.

Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!

Death Poop by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017

business poop 

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops

business poop by Thomas Kielbasa May 30, 2017

Squishy poop

poop that squishes when you squish it.

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!

Squishy poop by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

Dueling poop by KD Dirt August 5, 2020