tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

part time christian

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).

At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.

by dfell December 10, 2008

in your own time

Sarcastic response to someone who is taking advantage of there being no time limit for a task to be done.

Oh don't worry Bary, in your own time. Maybe I can just call work and tell them I won't be in monday, tuesday...the whole damn week!

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

happy fun times

noun: This term can refer to any joyous or even nonsensical event.

My girlfriend and I enjoy happy fun times when she gets drunk and aroused.

When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.

by EvanJM February 8, 2007

texas time-bomb

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004

full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Time Out Text

When you are texting somebody and you don't know what to say so you take a quick 5 minute break to walk around and think.

Emma: wanna get married???

*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*

Chris: sure how about tomarrow?

by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010