Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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by dfell December 10, 2008
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Oh don't worry Bary, in your own time. Maybe I can just call work and tell them I won't be in monday, tuesday...the whole damn week!
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.
When the boss leaves, all of the workers immediately revert to happy fun times.
by EvanJM February 8, 2007
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Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
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Emma: wanna get married???
*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*
Chris: sure how about tomarrow?
*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*
Chris: sure how about tomarrow?
by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010
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