florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

SHOT CLOCK CHEESE

When you splash it from downtime right before the buzzer in basketball. First used by a man named Chris Smoove.

Omg! Let`s get this SHOT CLOCK CHEESE!

by mosescuh February 27, 2018

EAT CHEESE EVERYDAY

To eat cheese everyday while sneaking in only a minimal amount of Pretzels.

I am going to eat cheese everyday!

by your friend (ish) May 31, 2020

Blue Vein Cheese

Smegma around the tip of an uncircumcised penis. Known for its ripe, pungent qualities and smooth texture. An acquired taste.

I pulled back the helmet cover to reveal my hidden stash of blue vein cheese.

She refused to suck me a I pulled back the skin revealing a trove of delightful blue vein cheese.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Jade-Swiss Cheese

a smelly type of cheese infested with rodents and worms. It usually has a rather poop-ish stench that you can smell across the Universe.

Watch out for that Jade-Swiss Cheese..... it'll make you barf out your insides.....

by JADE~SMELLS~LIKE~A~PIECE~O~POO November 29, 2011

Microwave Mac and Cheesing

The act of microwaving a mac and cheese bowl to eat for dinner.

Oh man, Alec Evons was really Microwave Mac and Cheesing my asshole last night. Fuck you Tegan.

by mommymilkers42069 November 18, 2021