Beardson's Law

A phenomena whereby the browner a person is, the higher the likelihood their smoke alarm batteries need to be replaced.

For example, when observing a black person in their natural habitat, if you listen closely you will likely hear the distinct low battery alert chirp of a smoke-alarm.

I was on Omegle last night and talked to a bunch of black people. I could hear the chirp of a smoke-detector low battery alarm in every one of their houses. Beardson's Law, am I right?

by urban groyper August 29, 2022

Tat's Law

"Anything that can suck, will suck."

According to Tat's Law, Tat sucks because Tat can suck.

by Tatsux July 8, 2009

Artist's Curse

Believing your own work to be sub-par, even if it isn't, simply because you've been working with it for so long that you notice imperfections that no one else will.

Observer: Your art looks great!
Artist: What?! No, it looks horrible! What are you talking about?
Observer: I think you have the Artist's Curse.

by Kyli Ivory Rouge June 27, 2014

N.O.T.S.

N.O.T.S.
Niggas Off The Street, a rap-group fom Watts Los Angeles, CA. They consist of Keke Loco II, Ton1, Hollywood, H-Bone and a couple of other crips. Not all members are from watts. Some from long beach, compton and other hoods in L.A. Keke Loco reps the 39 harlem gangsta crips. These true blue brothers represent "gangbang"-rap , the made a diss track to Banging on wax collab group called “bustas on waxs"

Profile:

American gangsta rap group from Los Angeles, California.
N.O.T.S. stands for Nigga's Off The Streets.

Members:

Duce's Wild, Evil Wacc II, H-Bone, Hollywood (21), Keke Loco, Squee Bas

Variations:

Viewing All | N.O.T.S.

NOTS, True Blue - N.O.T.S., True Blue N.O.T.S, True Blue: N.O.T.S.

LABEL: AINT JOKEN RECORDS/AIN'T JOKIN RECORDS

Genre:Hip HopStyle:Gangsta, G-Funk
Albums:
True Blue I :

Ain't Jokin Records
Year : 1992

True Blue II: You Only Live Once

Ain't Jokin Records
Year : 1994

True Blue III: Sky II Da' C

Ain't Jokin Records
Year:1995

Singles & EP

Metro
Ain't Jokin Records
Year : 1993

Compilations
CompilationsC.R.I.P Classics (3xCD, Comp)Ain't Jokin Records0623-222002

N.O.T.S. stands for Nigga's Off The Streets.
An American gangsta rap group from Los Angeles, California

by Blu_leef July 1, 2022

Bouncing on my boy's dick

What ted cruz does every day after hes done zodiac killing the shit out of tupac's holigrams

Bouncing on my boy's dick to this for hours

by Chummmmm December 15, 2016

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend

“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

by Queenrama May 28, 2018

Hofstadter's Law

“Hofstadter's Law” is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law (which is that things will always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law).

Dude, I knew this job was gona take longer than I expected, so I quoted extra, but now it’s taking even longer than that.
Hofstadter's Law is screwing me over

by cjbatz May 8, 2009