Tat's Law

"Anything that can suck, will suck."
According to Tat's Law, Tat sucks because Tat can suck.
by Tatsux July 08, 2009
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Tat's Theory

"Everything sucks because it can suck."

Alternatively, "Everything sucks."
According to Tat's Theory, everything sucks because it can suck.
by Tatsux April 13, 2011
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