Simp Hunting Month 

Also known at NNN(No Nut November) its the month we track down those filthy bastards who simp for pokimane and other twitch thots they must die the most painfull deaths for failing NNN and jerking of to those clapped thots at twitch

Simp Hunting month is in november prepare to kill the simps onsite

Simp Hunting Month by suck your mum you cow April 29, 2021

simp_for_dino_nuggies 

A literal dumbass

You know simp_for_dino_nuggies on tiktok, they do dumbass shit all the time for no reason

simp_for_dino_nuggies by anonymous April 29, 2021

Simp day 

Simp all you want.............don't simp on minors tho.......

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"Sure its simp day ha"

"hey your hot...can I simp?"
"No I'm a minor your 27!"
"Sorry!"

Simp day by Nekoaries May 1, 2021

Simp-le 

/simp-uhl/

(French in origin)

adjective

1. A basic simp
2. A mainstream man who not only simps, but also likes mainstream things such as: music played on the radio, Starbucks coffee, and most things advertised on television.

Guy 1: "This new Ariana Grande song is fire! I would bend over backwards just to be in her presence!"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. You're so fucking simp-le."

Simp-le by Regeven McHesp May 15, 2021

Simp surgery 

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

Simp surgery by anonymous July 11, 2021

Simp Butler 

A person, usually a man, who caters to undeserving women whom they put on a pedestal.

Friend 1: “Bro I do so much for this girl, but she won’t put out!”

Friend 2: “Brooo you got to stop being a simp butler! Chicks love it when you tell them no.”

Simp Butler by ZodiakTheory1 September 8, 2021

Simp-Stamp 

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

Simp-Stamp by jayskind1 October 17, 2021