The Sigh Effect

When someone is just such a cock waffle 24/7 that they make any Lass so frustrated with them to where any contact made between someone and the Cock Waffle will set the Lass off on a relentless cahin of disappointing sighs.

Lass #1: *sighhhhh*
Lass #2 "Why you sighin' Lass?"
Lass #1 "Cock Waffle was pissed off by John Cena and now hates me for some reason again."
Lass #2 "He always triggers The Sigh Effect, its okay.

by bootybootyb00ty August 30, 2015

Franco-effect

When someone is temporarily squinty eyed from smoking too much pot. Leading to said person resembling James Franco.

Damn Quincy, you smokin too loud, you got that Franco-effect

by Brozco September 10, 2015

Titonic Effect

The effect of which a woman's breast make her seem more attractive

"Man she's so hot"

"Steve, it's just the titonic effect, she's not even that attractive"

by HealthyHole65 June 23, 2016

Dassey effect

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

the future effect

When a person wears sunglasses and a hat often imitating Future's signature look. Usually making a person look 10x better.

Zvn: omg AJ look at that cute ass boy over there
AJ: Calm down. You can never trust a boy with sunglasses and a hat. The future effect will always get you. That boy probably looks like a goblin straight outta hell.

by AJ_Connorz June 26, 2016

FaZe effect

A phenomenon observable in most online video games with competitive matchmaking and ranks, in which random players tend to be far more abrasive and uncooperative than those you meet in casual drop-in games or community servers, even ones hosting games in competitive format. This is counter-intuitive to the assumption that less mature players will be deterred by the stiff penalties for ruining matches, which turns out to grossly underestimate how consciously dedicated some people are to being awful.

There are a variety of reasons for this, not least of which is because clueless kids think they're going to be MLG esports pros and thus blame anything that goes wrong on you, regardless of how well anyone is actually doing, and frequently ragequit, leaving you unable to pick up the match. In higher ranks and tiers, it is common for players to not care about playing because they think too highly of themselves, while many players in lower ranks are using smurf accounts so they can grief newer players trying to git gud.

Named after FaZe Clan, a (real) professional esports team that many of the aforementioned clueless kids like to reference in their screen names.

Joe was warming up for a round of competitive Counter-Strike: Global Offensive by dicking around in some servers with custom game modes. He was having more fun here than he thought he would playing silly mini-games, but he was dragged away by his two friends only to end up in a lobby with a temperamental fourteen year old boy and someone with racial epithets in his name using micspam to blare references to stale Internet memes. The FaZe effect strikes again.

by dontkillalljewspls July 5, 2016

Hype Effect

An effect which occurs when one is anticipating an upcoming game. The need becomes so great that other games become dull and boring in comparison. In more serious cases it can affect the viewing of television programmes, making them seem less interesting as well. In the most severe cases it can affect the viewing of pornography in the same way.

The hype effect is kicking in. Nothing is fun anymore. Not Netflix, not even Pokémon. I can't go on like this.

by C10e2 July 31, 2016