Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

Sentimental boner

A physiological glitch where your adult body has a romantic reaction to a childhood memory. It occurs when you see a vintage photo of a child actor you loved in the 3rd grade, and your brain accidentally reboots your original hormones from 2007. It’s essentially the "ghost of crushes past" haunting your pants.

"I was scrolling through a 'Throwback Thursday' thread and saw a picture of Miranda Cosgrove from the early iCarly days. I got a total sentimental boner. It felt like my adult self was high-fiving my 10-year-old self across the space-time continuum."

by gijsomans January 26, 2026

Crumbl Boner

An involuntary type of erection a male gets when they are aroused by Crumbl cookies.

I saw the new cookie from Crumbl, and I got a Crumbl boner.

by Roidbelt March 3, 2026

Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025

Tom Boner

You jurk off to' @cstoner0' or known as tom.stoner voice

I had a tom boner so I jerked it off all night

by anonymous February 17, 2025

Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.

“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”

by RNRKY April 30, 2025

Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.

"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."

by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025