Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

Parker Pearson by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

parkma 

This would be having good karma when it comes to getting the best parking spots.

Mila has the best parkma of anyone I even met. She's always in the front row!

parkma by sabrina77079 May 18, 2006

Parkston

A name for someone who comes from Pakistan, or a sweaty Arab.

Boy 1: My dad decided to buy another shop for my many cousins to look after.
Boy 2: You stupid parkston!

Parkston by lololol Cameron January 17, 2009

parking it 

To hold a blunt or joint for longer than the typically allotted time. This is usually a result from being really high and not realizing that you should have passed the blunt a while ago.

"Dude you're parking it. How long are you going to sit there with that thing?"

"You've been parking it for a while. It's almost burned down"

parking it by sexycheese July 5, 2009

parked car 

(Noun) a person (usually a boy) who does not take any actions in a relationship.

Girl 1: I dated him for 6 months and we didn't even kiss!
Girl 2: Wow! He's such a parked car!

parked car by Trisaratops37 April 21, 2015

Parking Garage 

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into the guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J parking garageing it on the top"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"

Parking Garage by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Parker 

A manslut

Wow, that guy is a real Parker.

Stop sleeping with so many girls, Parker.

Parker by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018