Monkey Head

When a partner goes apeshit on your cock.

Yo, Sara was an animal last night, she gave me serious monkey head.

by SwitchHitter December 9, 2008

Monkey Fist

To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush.

Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate.

by TroyG_TheGC_lookalike March 31, 2010

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

monkey

A derogatory term for a black person. Refers to blacks as being less intelligent, primitive, less evolved, etc.

Look at that stupid monkey trying to rob that bank.

by Thriced May 16, 2007

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003