douche nugget

The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.

I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.

by guenhy May 28, 2021

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Douche flower

A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.

Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”

Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”

by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021

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Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.

Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..

by Bugmen September 1, 2018

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