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Fall Back by Deanna July 1, 2004

holla back girl 

faux-feminist, what I got
what I got is the quintessence of a holla back girl as she enjoys being a booty call for certain extinct theropod
holla back girl by what I want August 30, 2007

Carney Strikes Back Combo 

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, heres proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same light. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"

swolla back

Get back to me

How are you?
Homie's answerphone: 'please leave a message'
Al: 'Its Al. Swolla back'
swolla back by Al.M May 6, 2005

BSS Back Seat Sex 

Back seat sex is sex in the back seat of a car. Many positions are possible in the back seat such as:

I. girl on top with front seat forward and her leaning on it on top of him riding him
II. girl on top with legs apart holding on to the hand bars in the car with her back facing him riding him
III. girl on top facing boy in the middle seat for more space

For most enjoyable results
I. park in isolated place
II. tint your windows three times

III. for a cheap alternative put the sun cover on

Anywhere, anytime.
Lena: babehaveyoutriedBSS?

Dara: no...wtfisthat?

Lena: howcanyounotknow?BSS Back Seat sex der
BSS Back Seat Sex by glamma4u June 30, 2011

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it
on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK