An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little
person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by
Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by
Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with
whatever Jaba The Hut forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, heres
proof. Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production in the same
light. Start practicing your poker
face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to come back next year.The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "Carney Strikes Back Combo"