freeze cat 

Someone who is always cold

"Claudio is such a freeze cat. Someone should get him a blanket."

freeze cat by Jaffy duck December 24, 2013

Smurf Cat 

smurf cat is a stupid internet meme that shouldn't exist it is a dumb meme and was made even worse when CG5 made a song for it.
NOTICE THIS MEME WAS MADE BY SOMEBODY TRYING TO USE AI TO MAKE A REALISTIC SMURF AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK LIKE A CAT!

Smurf cat is dumb

Smurf Cat by SmurfCatIsntFunny October 14, 2023

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

raping the cat by Xhihou July 22, 2008

to be the cat's whiskers 

To be the center of the universe. To believe you are the only one, unique, extraordinary, etc

to be the cat's whiskers: We were the cat's whiskers. We used to go out in my breezer and get into all kinds of bushwa.

to be the cat's whiskers by jedimisu April 29, 2008

kiss the cat 

When in attempts to comfort and relieve yourself from your miserable life you suck up to your best friend, who is incidentally your cat or other pet.

Burt: "Aaron go home and kiss the cat!"

Aaron: "Come 'ere Ginger give papa a kissy"

kiss the cat by ihavetwohandsandtwofeetonme October 25, 2010

Ride the Cat 

Simultaneous sex with all 3 members of the famed musical act Bobcat Goblin.

I rode the cat after the last show and the wounds didn't heal for a week. Maybe next time you can ride the cat, too.

Ride the Cat by Michael Boney April 29, 2011

kill a cat 

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

kill a cat by Dustin November 21, 2004