A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

Wreckedher Scale by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

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wreckney

A nickname for ill fated pop star Britney Spears. Originally coined on ONTD.

britney fan - "aw, her busted weave, wal mart shorts, and swapmeet platform sandals are so cute! she dresses like sh*t because she's down to earth!"

person with taste - "shut up you fat wreckney fan"

wreckney by andreaxxx December 29, 2010

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wrekend

1. A spree of getting trashed and breaking things that starts friday night ends early monday morning.

He got arrested last wrekend for kicking all the parked cars down the strip.

wrekend by billfuckindozer November 5, 2009

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7-layer underwear wrecker

The massive skid mark left behind after eating, digesting, and farting out Taco Bell. These usually can NOT be washed away.

I am not gonna eat at Taco Bell for awhile, I destroyed my skivies with a 7-layer underwear wrecker. It will never come out.

7-layer underwear wrecker by Mutchler January 20, 2006

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