willy bash

An act of two or more males having an intense non homosexual act of 'bashing' male genitalia together. This act is enjoyed by the males but the male who lasts the longest shows dominance over the other males.

1. zaeem willy bashed ben and showed dominance.
2. after an intense willy bashing, luke found out just how good his father was willy bashing.
3. arjun willy bashed the orange midget, scott. scott found out just how powerful arjun is and respected him as an alpha male.

by PleaseTickleMyPickle October 2, 2014

willy nugget

Another word for testicles

Ouch I've been kicked right in the willy nuggets

by I-S B November 22, 2016

cock willy

When a guy sticks his penis in someones ear. Possible variations include but are not limited to wet cock willy or penis cheese cock willy.

Dude, Steve just gave Lisa a cock willy while she was passed out drunk in the shower.

by Nixxon February 2, 2008

Wet Willy

A prank whereby a saliva-moistened finger is inserted into an unsuspecting person's ear, often with a slight twisting motion

"That fucktard just gave me a wet willy, what a cunt!"

"See that lint licker over there? Let's go give that asshat a real moist wet willy!"

by Gretchen Boxburger December 31, 2011

willy bum sex

An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.

'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('

by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009

willy pop

to hit someone in their nuts

I willy popped Shane so hard he puked.

by kurt October 3, 2004

willy juice

spunk, semen, jizz, goober - obvious, innit?

get willy juice in your girl's minge and she'll get pregnant, innit

by schnecke September 14, 2008