Willy on Wheels

Wikipedia's most prolific vandal. He is an abusive pagemove vandal who moves pages to where they end with "on wheels!". He has thousands of Wikipedia sock puppets and is the most impersonated vandal. He also has many sleeper accounts, such as CapnCrack, MilkMan, Pelican Shit and PISSCHRIST, as well as an impersonator (or this may be a sleeper account of Willy's, though unlikely) of the infamous Communism vandal, known as Wikipedia is Communism. Johnny the Vandal, another infamous Wikipedia vandal, possibly him also, works with Willy too.

Instead of the article being titled "The Simpsons," Willy on Wheels will move it to "The Simpsons on wheels!".

by IceSickleSHAKE April 5, 2008

steamboat willie

When a girl blows on a guy's penis after taking a drag from a cigarette and then proceeds to stick a finger in the guy's ass and yell choo choo while blowing and sucking on the penis!

Choo choo muthafucka that bitch totally gave me a steamboat willie and then I shit on her face!

by MTC's Pub featuring Johnny August 19, 2006

Slick Willie

1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.

2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.

2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.

1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.

2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"

2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

willy nilly

All over the place in a random fashion.

You cannot do that all willy nilly!

by Wine Time June 4, 2016

wet willy

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

Uncle Willy

When you insert the tongue into the ear of an unwilling recipient.

Billy gave me an Uncle Willy last night and told me not to tell anyone...What should I do?

by Crazypatty September 22, 2010

Pilly Willy

When one has consumed too many ecstasy pills and therefore an erection cannot be achieved, resulting in no craic-at-all flaccidness.

''Sorry Charlene, I took way too many yokes in Club Hell tonight, just cant get it up, fuckin Pilly Willy.''

''You and YOUR PILLS!!''

by Martin Lynn February 6, 2014