Water Waffle 

The brown mixture created from a failed attempt at a waffle stomp, wherein the drain is either already clogged, or becomes clogged as a result of doodoo compactification.

Sean's attempt at waffle stomping the drain in the men's locker room was thwarted. His pubes from shaving an hour earlier had completely clogged the drain, resulting in a massive water waffle. The other members of the gym were not amused.

Water Waffle by Krobus090 January 6, 2017

Water Croutons 

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

Water Croutons by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

water gun by Subtochaoticcoops November 29, 2022

water pipe 

A water pipe is a Tobacco Pipe that uses water as a filter. the term is often used in head shops because it is a product that can be legally used as a tobacco smoking device.

customer: "can I see that bong?"
clerk: "that's a water pipe."
Customer: "isn't that the same thing?"
clerk: "... I cant talk about it..."

water pipe by Sko56 May 10, 2006

Water Temple 

The hardest gaming level ever conceived by mankind. The water temple from Zelda Ocarina of Time is so difficult and confusing that frustrated gamers around the world spend countless hours screaming " WHY? why are you so fucking confusing" Also a common thing brought up between those who talk about the good old days when they still played Zelda Ocarina of Time

1. God Dammit ive spend four hours trying to find the last small key, This is so frustrating i want to ninja star my controller through the T.V

2. Friend 1 :Hey remember the good ol days when we played Ocarina of Time

Friend 2 : Yeah! I do, hey remember how frustrating the Water Temple was?

Friend 1 : DUDE! don't even get me started on the Water Temple

Water Temple by ThatisPrivate December 17, 2012

water is wet 

Another way to reply when someone states the ovbious.

Nick: Wow! Russel Westbrook got another triple double!

Jamie: Water is wet.

Nick: True, True.

water is wet by Deathcabforeli May 20, 2018

Water off a Duck's back 

All my drag race fans we have heard this phrase of off season 5's winner, Jinx Monsoon. "My motto is water off a duck's back. Meaning: don't let negativity weigh you down, perpetuate positive thinking" ~ Jinx Monsoon

It's just water off a duck's back

Water off a Duck's back by Fuck doodle March 12, 2019