Wanking

What you do late at night

Barry was home alone went to pornhub and started wanking

by Firing looper August 10, 2014

walking disaster

A person who don't know how to do anything right.

You are a walking disaster, everything you touch and do get ruined!

by JDott August 5, 2016

walking trophy

walking trophy is a term use to call a girl beautiful or gorgeous also a song sung by hoodcelebritty

my girl you look like a walking trophy in that dress

by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019

extreme wanking

The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

Walking Ad

Someone who wears a shirt, cap, or shoes that have a large logo on it to promote their clothing.

Most walking ads are nike checks

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

Walking Lobotomy

Someone devoid of any grasp on reality. Brainless buffoon.

"Why is that man talking at me and making no sense whatsoever?" "It's OK he's a walking lobotomy".

by Lord Rhinestone Cowboy lll May 23, 2006

Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

by sneakymcsneakster February 26, 2011