troche moche

adj. Mexican (Nahuatl) Spanish for half ass(ed), (it) sucks, crappy, micky mouse, "chafa", of low quality

not as vulgar as shit(ty)

"no lo hagas todo troche moche"

-dont do it all half-assed

get this troche moche ass shit outa here!

haha their presentation was all troche moche

by social science January 17, 2011

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Tercheesa

A woman who adores cheese, cheese nips, cheese twists, and other cheesy foods.

Oh Cheesus - Tercheesa is eatin another philly steak and cheese sub!

by Zuger June 14, 2003

Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

torched the net

Huffries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national Championship game in Indinanapolis. To make a shot with such force through the net right the ball torches the net off the rim!

Humpries torched the net in the 2006 NCAA national championship game.

by Torch City February 3, 2010

tornhellfire

The biggest homosexual on the face of earth. He like the cock in or around his mouth, and the person in question of being a "tornhellfire" is a liker of cocks.

"Stop being such a Tornhellfire" "Hey, fuck you man."

by John P. Bills March 28, 2008