Topnobber

Someone who used to be a chav listening to garage at school but has now decided to wear Topman/Topshop clothes and listen to chart inde

do you remember tyson?
Yeah the cunt from school
Hes now a Topnobber in skinny jeans

by Stevie_in _London March 23, 2009

toppel

Capital letter

use a toppel

by OJ Da Hayward June 23, 2009

toppah

A one eyed andaconda capable of giving YOU a face full of creamy venom. sometimes confused with a penis, a toppah is no childs play. usually brown in color and and prefers to attack older aged white women. at a drop of a hat the toppah can throw up in your face.
or... an abnormally large ass hole , on egreat for filling.

Kim- i hung out with a toppah last night.

rachel- im so jealous, is there any left over??

by #solvinproblems November 20, 2011

Table topping

When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.

"Come on boys let's go table topping at the local pub beer garden"

by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018

Toplolio

A literary term that applies to anything. Really anything that you don't know it for.

Jane asks, "What is that thing when two characters dialogue about nothing?"
You reply "Oh! Its toplolio."

by Ian Bell January 5, 2009

Topcount

A guy who is at the best of his game, does play alot of games and own at them, and is generally nice to his friends.

My best friend is a topcount, he owns at everything!

by JackFlashKill January 20, 2008

Topopo

Members of the Topeka Police Department.

It's the Topopo!

by Dan Humphump December 21, 2010