Tired af

Tired 'As Fuck'.

He wanted me to go to the store with him, but I was tired AF.
He wanted a quick blowjob, but I was tired AF

by 123whopding August 22, 2016

tiletuner

n. a person who works in the lowest ranks of a a floor cleaning or refinishing business.

Henny be sho da manjer boss is boltin' an he up for mo griss dan jes foo tiletuning she-it alla dam day.

by galcoolest March 10, 2005

Tireda

The Franglish word for tired, when it's late and you're on Skype... and you actually are tired.

"Je suis tres tireda"?

by Audiofreak3333 June 6, 2010

tired

A piece of someone who is tired

someone who fall asleep when they are tired

by shula111 June 3, 2013

tired little shit

Some one who is lazy or unmotivated to complete a task.

Originates from a Welshman who worked on quarry equipment in Coalville.

Neil won't do his work. " Neil you tired little shit get on with it!"

by Fountain of wisdom August 15, 2014

tildaling

The act in which an adult attends a family function and insists on taking a nap somewhere.

To load your cooler and/or vehicle up with most of the food from a cookout while everyone is still eating.

To take numerous items from a cookout that you didn't contribute.

"Everyone's ready to play volleyball. Where's Aaron?" "He's over there tildaling away."

"I thought there was half a pan of lasagna left!" "Yea there was until it was tildad"

"What time is it?" "Tilda Time!!!"

"Looks like we got another tildaler on our hands"

by BackwoodsBarbie September 2, 2014

teledildopping

The practise of purchasing dildos off TV channels such as QVC

Rhys had a lot of explaining to do when his mum found a 500 pound bill from teledildopping.

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017