A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.
by Japanadan October 08, 2004
Jimmy Carter was responsible for the 70s.
by Lockett March 20, 2008
A whiny pro basketball player who faked injuries or wanted to get injured on purpose while playing for the Raptors.
by John-e September 09, 2006
verb. to talk someone out of a crisis as Dan Akroyd (playing Jimmy Carter) did on SNL many years ago to a guy tripping on acid
by To-ry the anal intruder April 20, 2005
The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.
Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.
by Garth Vader October 01, 2006
One of the most amazing players of nowadays.Payed with the all star team many times and has made the greatest dunk i ever seen!!! jumping over his oponent.
by Danilo January 24, 2005
when your girlfriend fucks you on an airplane using pokemon cards to eat your ass somehow, while also doing a handstand (the airplane must be flying over an ocean or flying into the sun)
guy one: have you ever did a dirty carter
guy two: yeah I don't know how we were flying into the sun while over an ocean
guy two: yeah I don't know how we were flying into the sun while over an ocean
by duckyourmom September 30, 2021