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Stephen

There are two types. One with a V (total douchebag) and one with a ph - and let me tell you, the Stephen with a PH is a total babe. SUCH a gem. A Stephen is a great listener. He's a momma's boy so you just know he'll do right by you. He's respectful and respectable. He is your cheerleader, your rock, and much much more. Seriously. A Stephen will be the light of your world if you give him the chance to shine. He's hardworking and likely the smartest dude in the room. He's compassionate, thoughtful, understanding, and incredibly handsome. He will undoubtedly and 100% absolutely take your breath away with his smile. His hugs are a real blanket. Stephen's are very easy to fall in love with, and even easier to STAY in love with. They are the definition of REAL and they are extra cozy. If you catch one, hang on tight because you're in for the loviest, snuggliest, sweetest ride of your life.
Stephen is the best boy.

Stephen is the answer to all of your problems.

There's no love like a Stephen's love.
by K33karis November 23, 2021
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Stephen is a wonder. He is smart, handsome, very very funny, caring and most of all an amazing person. He always has a smile on his face and can make anybody laugh with one of his silly jokes. He is very smart and will always help you with homework and studying. He will always be top of the class in tests but is also the class clown. Although he is a very nice, smart boy he will often find himself in trouble. But Stephen is an over all lovely person and I’m so glad I met him.
Stephen is so cool 😎
by 🧡🧡🧡 March 24, 2022
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Sloppy Stephen Butt Hole

When a guy named Stephen has a butthole so sweaty and sloppy that it constantly leaks a chunky, dark brown substance that mildly resembles a placenta.
me : "Yo, broseph! what u wanna do today?"
Broseph Stephen : "Idk mayne, my sloppy Stephen butt hole is acting up today, might have to just stay in and massage my prostate"

me: "ok bro good luck."
by ShartOfDarkness May 1, 2014
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Stephenisms

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs
The Country song "I wouldn't have a girl that would have me" was Stephenisms number one hit.
by the heart lady July 4, 2008
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Stephen

Stephen is Considered one of the top 5 masculine and sexy names of the modern WORLD, possessed by those who are Tall, Usually around 6'3-ish, White, and extremely sexy. Brown/Blonde hair. Very athletic and muscular. Long thick dicks, and are amazing in bed.
(Girl 1) God he's such a Stephen
(Girl 2) I know right!? WHY CANT HE JUST FUCK ME
by JustBeingReal1234 May 8, 2014
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Stephen is amazing, fun, crazy, and ridiculous. Most importantly, he is a mad swedish viking. His favorite past time is pillaging.
by Melbert bwahahaha February 3, 2010
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Stephen

A handsome, athletic guy who often keeps to himself and very intelligent. Has dark complexion usually. Dark brown eyes and sexy/mischievous smile. Is most of the time a heart breaker. Girls are constantly pining over him. Someone with the name Stephen is most likely what he would call: "miss understood". People are very lucky to meet someone like Stephen. Most of the time someone who has the name Stephen, their middle name is Kyle. (I think it's because they are the only two good names that make sense together). If you ever run into a Stephen and date and or become friends with him; Beware, because he is often someone who will hold a grudge for a long period of time if you get on his bad side. But as hard and strong he seems to be on the outside, once you really get to know him and talk to him. He is really just super gooey and sweet on the inside. Just like a hard rock candy(; .
Stephen and I are really close friends... But sometimes he can be such a butthead
by Beatlesfan360 October 19, 2010
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