squid hunter

A male that is only out to get laid. The woman's pussy is described as a squid and all he wants to do is hunt down the squid and poke it. ( See Poke Squid).

That Craig is always on those dating sites being a squid hunter. He thinks he is going to poke squid this weekend.

by Hentaiman October 6, 2017

Jiggly Squid

When a male's soft penis hangs over the rim of the toilet while he poops, and he decides to play with it.

I accidentally walked in on Andrew playing Jiggly Squid while he was pooping... It was so small.

by FrozenCorn June 15, 2010

wiggly squid

When a woman's sucking a cock and it goes soft in her mouth and squirms about and pops out the side, but she carries on in a vein ettempt to get it hard again

He had too much to drink last night so it was just a wiggly squid in my mouth

by Wrongsowrong July 14, 2017

Squid-Top

When the top of your beanie is shaped like a squid's head.

person 1: Hey your beanie's got a squid-top.
person 2: Oh, really?

by Quinn Tackle October 14, 2020

Squid Thong

When your women squirts into her panties or thong respectively the given name was chosen. It can also be a kink.

Yo me and my girl got so kinky last night I made her squid thong

by Poetic______ March 21, 2017

multi-squid

To have spaghetti hanging out your mouth. You are embarrassed because you cant suck it in so you proceed to shake your head from side to side creating a 'multi-squid' effect.

I was on a date with Emily. I was eating spaghetti. It just wouldn't go in so I just multi-squid (ed). She loved it and had some of my spaghetti so she could try it.

Thom "Look at that girl shes got spaghetti sauce all over her face".

Ashley"Argh she must have multi-squid (ed)"

by Otter_Boy May 21, 2013

Blind Squid

American term for ketamine

God I could really do with some blind squid!

by Taylorferre141 January 29, 2019