squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

squashify

(adverb) - To shorten a sentence or story in an instance

Class, may you please read the whole book and squashify it into a summary to present?

by thewordadder101 May 29, 2016

squashfoot

A form of saying 'don't squish my foot'

"I don't need no squashfoot!"

by itsthatoneirrelevantperson1 December 6, 2016

Squash

The noise a used condom makes when you step on it.

Little Jimmy had a great night last night with his newly acquired mistress when all the sudden "SQUASH". Jimmy looks down and sees a gross white mess all over his new carpet. Poor Jimmy.

by xxXcockgobbler235Xxx January 22, 2017

Squash

A particularly rancid, putrid, and/or pungent vagina, commonly coupled with excessive hair or vaginal discharge. Usually has the scent of a fish or a dead, rotting animal carcass.

That girl's nasty squash made me throw out my sheets and fumigate my house.

by DAKKY March 27, 2017

Squash-Mouth

Drooling over somebody

Squash-Mouth: Oh my God look at Dr. Doe. I'm squash mouthing all over him.

by SuzyQ1 May 29, 2017

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017