Squiss 

n. (skwi’ss) A small amount of urine remaining in the urethra after a good piss which if not fully squeezed out, may dribble into one’s underpants. This is also known as leopard spotting.

The unit of measurement for squiss is variable and should be calculated using a sliding scale of the sum of 1mL for every inch of girth plus 1mL for every inch of length, or x = 1mL(g) + 1mL(l). Exceed these parameters and squiss ceases to be squiss and you’ve actually just pissed yourself.

Brian: Dude, why you walking so funny?
Spencer: I got squiss running down my leg.
Joe: For you that must be like what, 3 quarts?
Spencer: Damn right.

Squiss by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017

Squiss 

A fancy, cutesy way to say a hug, or embrace, like you are getting squished or squeezed. Not to be confused to the insulting word 'squiss', this is a positive term, one that conveys love and affection. Can be done standing up, sitting down or lying down like spooning. One squiss can last anywhere from 1 second to minutes long.

"I want to squiss you"
"I'm feeling a bit blue I could use a nice squiss"

Squiss by JIWWY May 29, 2011

Squiss 

I personally derrived this one from the insult "squirrel" this one is a prissy squirrel. Some who say... punches you hard and is small then runs away and when you try and hit them they flip and a say things such as "dude what the fuck man" "what are you doing" "fuck off" A squiss is 50% Deuche bag and 50% squireel mixed together plus about 10% extra of bitch. (normall and small person)

when you go ask a squiss for some chips and they have 2 snack bags full and wont share one chip with anyone at all

SOmeone who punches you runs away and gets all pissed and squirrely when you hi them back

Squiss by Bryan Mcintosh October 11, 2006

Squiss 

Squiss - or squissing - is explosive diarrhoea resulting from spicy food.

Person 1: "I can't eat kebabs. Last time I ate kebab, I squissed so hard my toilet shattered."

Person 2: "I don't blame you. My cousin squissed so hard his half liquidised intestines came out with his squiss and he died of toxic shock."

Squiss by DylStur October 7, 2021

Squiss 

Combination of squirt and piss.

Is squirt basically just urine?

IDK maybe squiss?

Squiss by PussyHands April 17, 2020

Squiss 

1. To bust a nut
2. To express the feeling of joy and happiness
3. Another way of saying “Get fucked”

1. Im squissing
2. Squiss!
3. Get squussed

Squiss by Andreondee9/11 February 24, 2024

The Squids from Chicago 

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".

The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.

The Squids from Chicago by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009