sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

Splackimanjaro

To splack on 7 different people in a row with less than 4 seconds in between each splack.

Some bitch-- "NO! Don't splack on me!!"
Frank Holcomb-- "Splackimanjaro"

by Frank Holcomb January 16, 2008

colgate splash

to brush someones teeth with a penis; to give a blow job with toothpaste lathered on the penis; so dirty yet very clean; variations include the cinnamon rush and the citris cyclone

hey wanna colgate splash?

oh my god that was refreshing.

by nikop January 4, 2008

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.

If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.

by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

Splack

First known mention: The 2Live Crew song "Put Her in the Buck" in the following context:
"Lay the bitch on the bed, flat on her back
Hold her legs up high, make the pussy splak"

From this usage, it can be inferred that the word "splack," means:
1. (n) The noise that the penis makes when repeatedly "pounding" the vagina makes when especially lubricated. An onomatopoeia.
2. (v) The sound used as a verb, similar to "clap."

1. "Her pussy went splack, splack, splack."
1. "It only took me two minutes to make that bitch's pussy splack."

by Sethdari August 3, 2004