Think Sober

A self-command, while still drunk in the morning, at work.

Jim: I am sick.

Billy: You aren't sick, you're still drunk. Think sober.

Think Sober by jimsnow0 November 19, 2012

Mechanically Sober 

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

Mechanically Sober by colonrae May 28, 2015

blackout sober 

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness

I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing

blackout sober by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015

Blackout Sober 

When a person is always inebriated and, once sober, cannot recall any experiences that they have had; unless they are high/drunk in any way.

Danny knew he was screwed for his test, because all of finals week he had been smoking PCP while he studied, and now he was Blackout Sober and can't remember what to wright on the test.

Blackout Sober by can find a name.nothingworks September 28, 2017

False Sober 

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

False Sober by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018

Oct-Sober 

To be sober during the month of October.

During Oct-Sober, I stay alcohol free!

Oct-Sober by GDNS2018 October 2, 2018

pussy sober 

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober

Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots

pussy sober by anonymous February 20, 2021