Alpine Slope

Verb: to give a footjob while doing a handstand and angling your feet at a 90° angle.

Hey Keira, you better give me one of those Alpine Slopes tonight!

by Papivo December 18, 2024

Gang Slopped

To have been irrevocably fucked by a collective.

Being Gand Slopped is typically the case after having been Gang Stalked by a determined group, and similarly to the medieval pillory, it's an act of great humiliation that welcomes public ridicule.

The acts that define being "slopped" include but are not limited to: group surprise sex onto one person, group surprise molestation onto one person, group surprise sexual assault onto one person, surprise humiliation onto one person.

The criteria for "gang" necessitates that the group is not just a band of common thugs, but rather a highly organized and formally operational institution. An organization like the CIA, FBI, DEA, TSA, USPS, British Royal Family, US NAVY, Iran Revolutionary Guard, Israeli Mossad, Russian FSB, and the Walt Disney Company are all possible collectives that could leave a target gang slopped.

A notable figure who was gang stalked by the CIA/Mossad and then went on to be gang slopped is Muammar Gaddafi.

John told me that he was being gang stalked by the CIA for condemning the butchering of children. I thought he was crazy.. Then I saw him end up on the news dead and sodomized. Turns out he was being gang stalked and even ended up getting gang slopped by the CIA!

by Dusty Knuckles January 9, 2025

Dope Slope

1. The steep, uncontrollable lean of someone nodding out hard on opioids—especially fentanyl—where their body looks like it’s about to slide right off reality.
2. A temporary gravitational phenomenon where someone bends at the waist like they’re inspecting invisible ants on the sidewalk... for hours.

🗣️ “I didn’t know humans came with a demo mode until I saw him stuck in the dope slope.”
“She was halfway through a sentence, then caught that dope slope and time-traveled to opioid-land.”

by anonymous June 5, 2025

Pueblo Slopper

Performed on a consenting partner with high pain tolerance, this act involves
1. Spreading their legs
2. Pouring either chile con carne or a tomatillo-based chile verde (personal preference) across their genitals
3. Slapping their ass cheeks hard (grilling the buns)
4. Sticking your meat (or other penetrative toy) in.

Note 1: Both/all partners should have a lotion with high fat content ready once they have completed the Pueblo Slopper.
Note 2: The Pueblo Slopper can be served vegetarian, or vegan, if desired.

"Mi novio y yo hicimos un Pueblo Slopper anoche. ¡Todavía me arde el culo!"

by Apocynum July 31, 2025

chopped and slopped

To have purple drank with ambien xanax and topamax

damn leny and morph were so chopped and slopped those bitch's was feelin like obligatos.

by leny&morph February 19, 2010

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes

-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig

by erooo June 7, 2019