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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
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Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker

a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her own clit or pussy, usually ends up to be a porn star.
James thought Jamie was a prude, but as soon as she broke up with him she turned into a pussy slappin' butt fucker. I guess she just did not like him.
by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009
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Slappin' the Grimlock

Slappin' the Grimlock is the coolest new activity you can do. Any hip new "thing" can be referred to in casual conversation as Slappin' the Grimlock, in order to confuse other people- the point being that if you have to ask what the other person means, you'll never be cool enough to partake in the activity.
"Hey man, me and my buddes are gonna go slap the Grimlock for a while, you wanna come?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Never mind... I guess you're just not cool enough to enjoy a good session of slappin' the Grimlock."
by Darc Discordia April 16, 2009
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wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE
I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.
by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009
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SLAPP

bob: I fucked that bitch and got crabs.
tom: slapp
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Slaps

Stickers containing graffiti usually taken from the post office. They are usually slapped onto walls, street lights, etc.
Dude, someone put some slaps on my piece. I'm gonna cross dis fool out.
by Lain+ November 24, 2006
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Shit Slapping

The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
by Ray July 2, 2004
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