A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020

by dannyc310 May 7, 2020

: going out of your way to impress someone/ falling in love with someone who isn’t in love with you/ doesn’t like you/ doesn’t pay attention to you
Dude 1: “god I’m so in love with Rachel but she doesn’t even know my name.”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
Dude 2: “you’re such a simp bro”
by Kitty ~ March 1, 2020

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by ieatsalad:/ June 3, 2020
