bar schnitzle

Bar schnitzle is the area surrounding the male genitals.

I hope my girl gets introduced to bar schnitzle tonight, daddy's gotta get laid.

by Spicynuggets February 7, 2014

chocolate schnitzel

When two people are doing anal and the person giving the d*ck pulls it out of the others arse and it's covered in sh*t

Yo, me and Stephanie were doing anal last night and I got a chocolate schnitzel

by Josh10011 July 30, 2017

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Lani Schnitzerling

she is pre quite before you get to know her but once you get close you will legit regret wanting to have a friendship, she tells it how it is and is pre raw with complements << she legit hates people who leave her on opened and science gives her literal aids. everyone is smarter than her... she honestly just snaps people for the lols and then gets an emotional attachment to them and they dont like her back... big rips ayeeee, but she'll be right cause she is in SLATT gang now so FIGHT MEEEE! also lowkey am turning into a ghetto girl

"omg did you see how aggressive she was ?"

"yeah she was being a total Lani Schnitzerling"

by real bitches bow down November 8, 2019

Viener schnittzel

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022