scooter poof

an obese person on an electric wheel chair

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart

by peasscoot April 24, 2015

scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".

Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.

by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016

scuterpooter

A person with a big booty!

Dang I want a scuterpooter

by Viceacc May 17, 2018

ScooterBrooks

Scotty Brooks Definition:
ScooterBrooks : Is a certain phrase originating from Joliet, Illinois, the year 1306 RD , a town only at the population of 60,431. It defines the Act of being able to walk down the street whilst with your top hat on whilst having a girl chained on your feet dragging her like a puppy!

Person 1: Nice ScooterBrooks you got there sonny!
Person 2: Thanks Sir, it costed me 50 cents.

by SCottyBr00ks July 26, 2018

Scooterism

The prejudice among middle aged motorbike riders (esp Ducati, Triumph, Harleys) that scooter owners are stupid, silly, thoughtless and / or fey

Scooterism: "Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vagina."

by tokyo82 November 30, 2018

Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.

“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night”

by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018

scooter

A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time

What’s up scooter ?
Scooters here, OH THEYRE FIGHITN THEYRE FIGHTIN

by Piercen C January 4, 2019