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Pussy Scale

A scale in which a man is measured in receiving the vagina or not. With 10 being the highest (guaranteed sex) and 1 , obviously being the lowest (no pussy for you).
*female talking to her bestie* GIRL , I HEARD HE FUCKED SHANEQUA , BONQUESHA , ASHLEY AND JASMINE...HE THINK HE SLICK! HE AINT GETTIN THIS PUSSY!

*MINUS 9 POINTS ON THE PUSSY SCALE*
by HUCKFINNSTITCH July 4, 2011
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Scatiliocious

Pertaining to a person's obsessive need to discuss subject matters pertaining to feces; can be used in context as calling something, or someone "shitty".
"Dude you're so scatiliocious man, its disgusting"
"i had such a Scatiliocious day"

Use in a conversation

"Tim: dude i had skid marks in my pants last night it was foul.

Rob: LOL dude thats Scatiliocious man, i didnt really need to hear that."
by SkyDragon August 19, 2009
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Scalley Valley

Synonymous with Merrimack Valley High School.
A shitty little place that can't even afford tissues.
Populated mainly by three social groups;
-Cousin fucking losers, know to greet everything with "Sup buck!"
-Scum bag 'drug dealers' that sell overpriced, under quality shit. Not that difficult to spot, easily distinguishable by some form of rasta apparel, a faint smell of weed that can't seemed to be washed away, or a stray lighter.
-Shovel faced herpes whores that walk with their nose up, and ass out. Their favorite activity is to talk shit about other girls.

With a curriculum that appears to be getting shittier and shittier, it's only a matter of time before it's equivalent to Franklin High.
Mike "I got transferred here from Scalley Valley."
Jake "Shit bro. You should get yourself tested..."
by Dubs09 August 1, 2012
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scaphism

Scaphism, also known as the boats, is an ancient Persian method of execution designed to inflict torturous death. The name comes from the Greek word skaphe, meaning "scooped out".

The naked victim would be firmly fastened within a back-to-back pair of narrow rowboats (or in some variations a hollowed out tree trunk). The victim's head, hands, and feet would protrude from this improvised container.

The victim would be forced to ingest milk and honey to the point of developing severe diarrhea, and more honey would be rubbed on his body so as to attract insects to the exposed appendages.

He would then be left to float on a stagnant pond (or alternately, simply exposed to the sun somewhere).

The diarrhoea would accumulate within the container, attracting more insects, which would eat and breed within the defenseless victim's exposed (and increasingly gangrenous) flesh.

Death, when it eventually occurred, would probably be due to a combination of dehydration, starvation and septic shock.

In other recorded versions, the insects did not eat the victim; biting and stinging insects such as wasps, which were attracted by honey on the body, acted as the torture.

Death by scaphism is painful, humiliating, and protracted. Historical records suggest that Mithridates, sentenced to die in this manner for a perceived insult to the king, survived for 17 days before expiring.
Ancient Persians often used scaphism as a means of torture to those who insulted Royalty.
by M Donovan July 30, 2006
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Scabior

The hottest Snatcher around. In Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, Scabior, Fenrir Greyback, and other Snatchers captured Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley, and took them to the Malfoy Manor.
Scabior (to Potter): "What happened to you, ugly?"
Greyback: *Looks at Scabior*
Scabior: No, not you.
by iSnatchedScabior December 1, 2010
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scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)
Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")
by anna_k March 22, 2005
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scar tissue

Scar tissue replaces normal skin tissue after the skin is damaged. Though scar tissue is made up of the same substance as undamaged skin, it looks different because of the way the fibers in the tissue are arranged. Scars form every time the skin is damaged beyond its first layer, whether that damage comes from a cut, burn, or a skin condition like acne or a fungal infection. Though there are ways to minimize the appearance of scars, there is no way to remove them entirely. Usually originates from deep punctures or cuts that are not properly stitched.

Also a RHCP song, but the word origin has been around way before the song came out.
a thick wooden stick punctured my thigh in a freak skateboarding accident. As you can see, this discolored patch on my leg is scar tissue that took weeks to form.
by Oddballls January 4, 2015
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