ZOMBIES vs ROBOTS

in post apocalyptic earth(after WWIII)all humans have been destroyed and there is only zombies and robots left

choose now!

TEAM ZOMBIE Team Robots

team robot: OMG why we suk soo bad, we lose ZOMBIES VS ROBOTS

team zombie: Damn right you do..now bow down so i can eat ur brains(which are atop your robot bodies..thus giving us a reason to fight).

by nonameformedude October 12, 2008

robotrippin

Trippin while under the influence of DXM (Dextromethorphan HBR) Robitussin products are most popular for this purpose.

Whats wrong with you man?
Im robotrippin on tussin.

by tiglet June 15, 2009

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

robotscrewer

NO OFFENSE MEANT OR INTENDED
A women who prefers vibrators or sex toys to the company of men

Friend: did you fuck her
Other friend: Nah she was a robotscrewer

by djhero66 December 22, 2014

Dr. Robotnik

The non-Japanese name of the main antagonist of the Sonic The Hedgehog franchise. He is a mad scientist bent on world domination. He has been called Eggman since Sonic Adventure in 1998, and has always been called such in Japan, though canonically his real name still remains Dr. Ivo Robotnik.

Sonic: "Oh no, Dr. Robotnik imprisoned the animals again. I'll save them!"
Eggman: "You'll never stop me, the great Dr. Robotnik!"
*Sonic destroys his machines*
Sonic: "Think again, Eggman!"

by udusers1 September 12, 2014

seizure robots

robots that give you an epeleptic seizure

dude i was looking at this website and seizure robots popped up and i had a seizure

by Lord Xalian December 3, 2003

rock 'em cock 'em robots

When you take a metal tube, place it around one's shaft, and insert the erect penis into a female socket.

My penis was so hard it cut every condom I used so i had to put a metal tube around my cock so that I could fuck those pussies rock 'em cock 'em robots style.

by shashafta July 21, 2009