microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009

ST Relationship

Trying to date a male / female but he or she keeps canceling plans

Guy1. Yo this girl text's me all day i really like her but every time i make plans she cancels them.

Guy2. Man your in a ST relationship

Guy1. What's that mean?

Guy2. A Stop Trying Relationship

by joshyboy_199 April 6, 2009

National Guard relationship

A relationship in which you only see your significant other one weekend a month and two weeks per year.

"Hey I almost never see you hanging out with your girlfriend, whats up with that?"
"We are trying a National Guard relationship, its awesome!"

by Copacetic October 1, 2012

one-way-relationships

When someone puts everything they can into their feelings and tries to make something work, and their partner displays no intrest

Hey honey, I love you so much, you fancy a cuddle?
Later, I'm watching tv.
Dammit, I hate one-way-relationships

by lolcatinhat September 15, 2013

love/hate realtionship

Love/Hate realtionship:
This kind of relationship is when two people just dislike each other..They bicker or fight or whatever.In other words..They hate each other.But,Deep down..They like each other.They may have a secret crush or are dating/Married.

Like in the nick T.V show,ICarly:
Freddie and Sam hate each other.But,deep down..They do care.Why would they want to be friends?But,this isn't an exact example.Not the best.Because this is friendship.Not love.
But,In a way this is a love/hate realtionship.

by SVE January 25, 2008

Relationship goals

A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner

You guys are relationship goals

by Keekee339 July 21, 2016