Pseudo Swag

1. One who has the facade of swag or the ability to "fake" swag.

2. One who has artificially gained swag or is putting on a front that he possess's swag

This can be seen and perfectly demonstrated in Nick Cannon's "Love Don't Cost a Thing"

John: Yo check out that niggas Polo and Air Yeezy's that niggas swagged out.

Odera: Nah cuz, thats that nigga Mike he a lame, thats just pseudo swag he got all that to look cool.

by Odera Adigwe aka NaijaboySwag December 12, 2012

Pseudocuckhold

A man who is dating a woman but has not yet had sex with her while the woman has sex with a friend with benefits or other male.

It was Paul’s third date with Louise and they still hadn’t had sex. She told him she wanted to take slow and that she never has sex in the first month of dating. Paul was however a pseudocuckhold as Louise had been on a first date with tall dark and handsome Mark earlier in the week which had ended in one night of passionate sex

by Just thought of a word September 30, 2018

Pseudo-Intellectual

They're self-proclaimed intellectuals who try to make themselves look smart by replacing common words with words that not many people know. They would google things like "Others words to use instead of good" and use big words so they sound smart when arguing internet strangers and would forget the definition 5 minutes later. They usually have the same IQ as their shoe size.

Normal person: Headphones
Pseudo-Intellectual: Wired sound wave transduction device.

by A4775 November 25, 2020

pseudo-conservative

A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality is primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few periphery issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those positions.

A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy, and also espouse the idea of smaller and more limited government. However in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast, opposition, and conflict with those positions.

A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...

George H.W. Bush
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney
Mitt Romney
Rich Santorum
Newt Gingrich
Michele Bachmann
Sean Hannity
Mark Levin
Bill O'Reilly

by The Anti-Tyranny Foundation! February 1, 2012

pseudologist

Someone skilled in the art of using "fake logic" to appear to give sound reasoning about something although half-baked in their actual conception of the idea, usually influenced by whimsical feelings rather than true rational thought.

Also someone who confuses fact with opinion and then diplomatically spreads their "perverted message" to others like a virus, or a meme as Plato called it.

That pseudologist convinced me that god exists.

by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009

pseudofan

1- Someone who has on geographical and/or social attachment to a particular sports team, yet for some reason have been rooting for that particular team since they can remember.

Person A: Why are you going for the Patriots? You should be rooting for the the Rams, and other St. Louis teams!

Person B: I have always been rooting for the Lakers, the Yankees, and the Patriots since I have been born!

Person A: Fine, but your a Patriots pseudofan!

by pseudonym definer January 3, 2011

Pseudo-Statistics

Fake statistics.

Guy1: I like potatoes
Guy2: 95% of the population likes potatoes too.
Guy1: Pseudo-Statistics.

by Ayeron June 28, 2011