promiscuous

Acting as a Whore or Prostitute

Someone as Promiscuous as Laura won't find a single, steady sexual partner.

by Brad September 1, 2008

promiscuous

1. Pretty much another word for "easy"

2. Song by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland

1. "Dang that girl is promiscuous... think $25 is too much?"

2. Chorus
"Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I’m all alone
And it's you that I want

N: Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I’m all yours
What you waiting for?

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

N: Promiscuous boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?"

by Xysta July 26, 2006

promise ring

Much like a handjob, it is somewhere between nothing or something

I gave her a promise ring

by Doug Baskims November 2, 2008

Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

promiscuous

the title of nelly furtado's song featuring timbaland

Promiscuous girl, wherever you are I'm all alone and it's you that I want
Promiscuous boy, you already know that I'm all yours
What you waitin for?
Promiscuous girl you're teasin me you know what I want and I got what you need
Promiscuous boy let's get to the point cause we on a roll, you ready?
Roses are red, some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead but ya still kinda cute.

by a.d.r.i.a.n.a!!!!!!! July 2, 2006

provisioning

1. An umbrella term used in many Telecom companies that covers the process of adding a new service or expanding an existing service.

2. A catchy term that clueless sales guys use to refer to the deployment of complicated services when talking with their even-more-clueless customers. Engineers sometimes use this term will sales guys and customers as well, to avoid the confusion caused by explaining the technical nature of their work.

Example 1

You: "I ordered this internet circuit three months ago; where the hell is it?"
Internet Service Provider: "Oh, it appears there was an error in the provisioning process and that circuit was dropped to Alabama instead of New York.
You: "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU..."

Example 2

Customer: "When is our internets and servers and things going to be up and running?
Sales douche: "Well sir, our engineers are almost done provisioning these items for you. Isn't that right, engineer?"
Engineer: "FML... Yes, I will be 'provisioning' your entire IT infrastructure by the end of the week, like our sales guy promised on my behalf."
Customer: "That word sounded fancy and not too technical! I feel better now."

by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011

provigilante

n. 1. (literally) A person who takes the drug provigil in order to stay up all night fighting crime and meting out justice. 2. (slang) Someone who takes the drug Provigil to stay up all night partying.

Adv. Used with the verb to go, as in: "go provigilante"

(literal) I popped a modafinil last night so I could finally catch that serial mailbox vandal in our neighborhood and go all provigilante on his ass.

(slang) Dude, Saturday night I went provigilante and downed 12 shots at Ricky's.

by thyrezine October 1, 2009