Procrastibator 

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

Procrastibator by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

Procartinator

When you leave things behind.
I leave stuff behing A LOT like I always study the test night before.

Once I studied for big huge science quiz and i got 100 xD.

Procartinator by Susan Kang November 16, 2004

6 Degrees of Procrastination 

the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.

guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.

girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.

6 Degrees of Procrastination by OMGR8US May 11, 2011

Brocrastinator 

A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.

I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.

Brocrastinator by randygertie May 19, 2011

Procrastination 

1.Waiting to complete or start a task until the very last possible minute

Because of my nact for procrastination on my comp essay I sumbmitted it at 11:59 Pm, when it was due at 12:00 Am

Procrastination by 162875 March 10, 2015

procrastination 

Thing kids like to do when its time to do homework.

I am supposed to be doing homework but I went on urban dictionary and did a little thing I like to call procrastination

Wait you think I shouldn't be on here. Whoever thinks that fuck you and go fuck yourself.

procrastination by One little hellian February 14, 2017

moral procrastination 

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.

You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.

moral procrastination by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013