petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009

petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening

J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!

by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008

Pfettscher

A German-originating last name that is entirely too hard to pronounce and has many unnecessary letters. Often mistaken for a small European city.

"How do you pronounce 'Pfettscher'?"
"Heck if I know. Isn't that a city in Europe?"

by Sarah Pft October 18, 2008

pretty

physically attractive in the face. Having nice eyes and good looks, as well as good features ect.

She's so pretty! Her eyes are gorgeous!

by A thiele September 20, 2006

Pretty

Expressed when a dude/chick is actually in love with the subject, rather than sexy, hot, ect.

Man, Katie is so pretty, I love her so much.

by NoobMuncher December 14, 2008

pretty much

saying made popular by Jordan Forget
means yeah, that's it, basically, ect.

"so we pretty much just beat that mongoose"

"beer is better than coolers right?"
"pretty much yeah"

by sexybitch June 27, 2005