Preserbate

Finding pleasure in preserving.

For example if you're freeze drying food for your food storage and you've enjoyed your day preserving you have been preserbating

Presurbate: Finding pleasure in preserving.

I'm going to invite Hazel over today and we will be using the preserbatorium (kitchen) to preserbate the jam for Christmas gifts.

How dare you! You should be ashamed of yourself! I've caught you once again preserbating in the kitchen, seeking pleasure in preserving this bounty of sustenance to store away lending security for this family… and our loved ones!?

by Granola thug June 9, 2024

Prefortex

A casual shorthand for the "prefrontal cortex," the part of the brain responsible for complex thinking, decision making, and executive function.

"I am trying to be organized, but my prefortex is the laziest one on the block."

by EslamA February 24, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A hypothetical framework proposing that faster-than-light (FTL) travel does not necessarily imply time travel or causality violation. Contrary to conventional physics (where FTL equals time travel via relativity), Preserved Causality Theory suggests that causality is more fundamental than light speed limits—that there's a deeper structure ensuring causes precede effects regardless of velocity. This could involve privileged reference frames, quantum non-locality extended to macroscopic scales, or novel spacetime geometry that allows FTL without temporal paradoxes. The theory opens the door to interstellar travel while keeping grandma safe from accidental erasure. It's the dream of every sci-fi fan who wants warp drive without the headache of meeting your own grandfather.

"But Einstein said FTL equals time travel!" they protested. "Preserved Causality Theory," the warp drive engineer replied, "suggests Einstein was right about light but wrong about causality being tied to it. We're going to Alpha Centauri in a week, and we'll be back before we left—no, wait, we'll be back after we left. Causality preserved. Probably." The theory remains unproven, but so does faster-than-light travel itself."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Preservation of Causality Theory

A framework emphasizing that causality is preserved across all physical interactions, no matter how extreme. Preservation of Causality suggests that cause and effect are not just regularities but inviolable structures of reality. Even in quantum mechanics, even in general relativity, even in speculative physics—causes precede effects. The theory doesn't explain how; it posits that preservation is fundamental. It's the physicist's article of faith: causality holds, always and everywhere.

Preservation of Causality Theory "Quantum mechanics seems random—effects without apparent causes. Preservation of Causality says: the causes are just hidden, not absent. Randomness is ignorance, not violation. Causality always wins. The theory is a bet: keep looking for causes, and you'll find them. Causality preserved, always."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Prefrisize

The word prefrisize means to restate something with importance. It means you are specifying something with your preference.

I wanted to prefrisize that I can not work 8:30-5:30, however I can work 7:00-4:00.
I want to prefrisize that children with a fever may not come to school until they are 24 hours fever free.

by lexmode1.10.23 February 11, 2025

Prefiring

When you take your penis out of your pants and start urinating while walking to the toilet

"I was PREFIRING and I pissed on the family dog."
Noun: prefire (present tense)
Verb: prefire (pretense), prefiring (pretense tense), prefired (past tense)

by George_Floyd6000 April 22, 2025