pistol whip

to strike someone with the barrel and/or body of a handgun, in a slapping motion. See also "bitch slap"

i pistol whipped the store clerk until he gave me the combination to the safe

by Bill Carson October 23, 2003

Pepist

a rapist that dresses in an unusual matter. rather old fashioned looking usually sporting sandals with socks and a duffel coat. most likely seen at a playground/kindergarden

Hey! did you see that pepist over there behind the bushes? he was totally sweating over my little girl

by villains1223 October 10, 2011

pisteng yawa

is a Filipino word meaning love or mahal. <3

Huy pistening yawa!
Hey love!

Ha? Katong pisteng yawa?
Huh? The one you love?

Maayong buntag pisteng yawa, ganahan kag kape pisteng yawaa ka?
Good morning love, do you want some coffe my love?

by hihellobonjour May 13, 2021

Joe Pistachio

A private eye, detective,
from the 30's, first appeared on Public Access 23 (Athens, OH) in 1998. Has since turned into a series of comedy movies.

Joe Pistachio was created and played by Ty Halley

"This is Joe... Jooooooooe, Pistachio!"

by Jack Flack June 1, 2004

shit piston

A faggot's cock. It is continually going in and out compressing shit until it finally fires

Grass doesnt grow on a busy street. That poof has a bald arse because he is constantly being thrashed by a shit piston

by LuciferDarklord January 28, 2008

Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

by Gabe Larson May 5, 2008

Stiff Piston

An uncontrollable erection which lasts for a long period of time, despite attempts to flaccidate.

That girl kept staring at my Stiff Piston, it was so embarassing

by rangadale May 11, 2010