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A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")
"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
by Gabe Larson May 05, 2008
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