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Pokemon stan

A idiot who simps over pokemon characters and usually get hard off them

Only neaks simp over pokemon fan art they usually get lose a brain cell or two every nanosecond
Example Did you hear about jeffry hes such a hard lard geek and neak he should stop noone likes a pokemon stan in this gen
by The_meta_7 May 20, 2022
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Full Pokemon

The act of calling one’s own name out during sex.
“Yeah, it was really hot until she started calling out her own name.”

“Bro, you didn’t say she went Full Pokemon!”
by Cogchoir March 13, 2019
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The Pokémon Affect

When you are playing Pokemon Go and you walk off a bridge so your mom that can't swim jumps in to save you but your treading water and your mom is sinking so you shout for help and three other guys that can't swim jump in to help but they all sink to the bottom so after you get out of the water you are charged with unnecessary manslaughter.
Random Prisoner:" What are you in for?"
You:"The Pokémon Affect"
by TOMDARAK May 5, 2020
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Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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Love poem

My tongue is pink

Your balls are blue
My favourite colours violet

What do you say we make it

Just me and you 🫶🏽
Hey Jane I wrote you a love poem

Oml I love you too
by Zombies3sucksass July 27, 2022
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I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.
P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.
by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018
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Walk My Pokemon

The act of masturbation while wearing a wrist based pedometer (fitbit, apple watch, etc) and Adventure Sync configured in Pokémon Go.
This was a lovely dinner party, Shannon, but I must get home so I can walk my pokemon.
by meta-fucking-cortex May 5, 2020
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